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May 28, 2013ManMachine rated this title 2 out of 5 stars
Fear not for the future, folks, 'cause (get this) in the 23rd Century a real bad-ass, cab-driving mama's boy is gonna kick some serious alien butt and save all of mankind from total annihilation._____ Now, I wouldn't exactly say that The Fifth Element was the worst Sci-Fi movie ever made. No. But I would say that it was most certainly one of the most unhinged, most sloppy and badly-paced of that particular genre which I've ever seen._____ And - Would I say that The Fifth Element was so bad that it was almost (but not quite) good? Well, yeah, maybe I would._____ And - Would I say that I thought the whole religious angle of the story really stunk, big time? Yep. I'd say that was true._____ When it was revealed to me where the 4 Mystical Stones were being hidden I nearly choked, as the Diva Plavalaguana must've when she snarfed them down for safe keeping._____ Anyway, I don't know what all the fuss is about in regards to this movie. Aside from a few interesting visual effects it was basically an over-rated disappointment.