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So, sweetie, remember, if you drink a beer, you drink a glass of water, all right? Six-pack of beer, six-pack of water. -Okay. This just sounds like way too much liquid. === I don't understand the difference between, like, rape and date rape. -Oh, I think date rape is when you go to dinner and a movie, and then rape. === Last Tuesday night at approximately 3:14 a.m., vandals spray-painted what appears to be a male penis and accompanying genitalia on the high school football field. It has since been removed. === It says right here, in this account, we have $401,000. Jackpot! You missed it! -No, uh, that says you have a 401K account.